Trust me, master - these are the condoms you've been looking for. Just expose the latex to light for 30 seconds before use, roll them on, and pew! You've got your very own, super-safe lightsaber. Although you'll have to provide the laser noises. While they may provide a touch of novelty fun to your intimacy, these condoms are also as safe as the non-glowing kind, with a reservoir tip and a pre-lubricated surface. Now you can answer the eternal question: who shot first?