Woman Mistakes a Sex Toy for a Duck

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Very much a just for fun post here people but we couldn’t help but share this charming story of an Australian woman in Perth who recently took a photo of a duck while relaxing near a public pond only for her to later discover it was in fact an abandoned sex toy.

You see at first looking hazily from the distance you can understand why the lady who will remain anonymous thought what she saw was an innocent duck at the side of the water taking a moment to contemplate the day.

Woman Mistakes a Dildo / Sex Toy for a Duck by the Water

Unfortunately her love of nature turned sour as she discovered it to be the Black Strapon variety of the Duck species! She posted the photo to facebook which gained many hilarous comments. One person even compared it to the so called sightings off Loch Ness.

Higher Definition photo of what actually appears to be a Black Strapon.

Looking at a ‘photo’ of the Loch Ness Monster you can see why people drew the connection. This photo was officially debunked in 1994 when Christian Spurling admitted it was a toy submarine with a fake snake attached to the top, several other similar hoaxes have also been reported. So was the strapon left there ‘head up’ intentionally as a gag? or was someone just bored of their phallic friend?

loch-ness-monster

Maybe there needs to be an RSPCA alternative for unwanted sex toys? RSPCD, ‘Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty To Dildos’ though due to the obviously unsanitary nature they would surely all be destined for the incinerator but lets call it euthanasia.

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