Ever wanted to know what the stars thought about your wang? Well thanks to our friends over at Buzzfeed, now you can.
Although we don’t really believe the stars care enough about your cock to fully determine its characteristics and overall traits, the quiz is a laugh….sort of like your….;) What is Your Sex Life Horoscope?
For those of you who don’t have the time – here’s a cheat sheet:
Aquarius: An Ancient Penis
Pisces: A Glamorous Penis
Aries: An Easygoing Penis
Taurus: A Clever Penis
Gemini: A Cooing Penis
Cancer: A Teeny-Tiny Penis (but the cutest!)
Leo: A Greasy Penis
Virgo: A Colossal Penis
Libra: A Melodic Penis
Scorpio: A Curved Penis
Sagittarius: A Pensive Penis
Capricorn: A Happy Penis
